Thank you, Jenny McCarthy!

Feb 26
Happy to help promote your practice!  Do we get a referral fee?
xoxo
Time Magazine

Happy to help promote your practice!  Do we get a referral fee?

xoxo

Time Magazine

Dec 06
Dear Jenny, do you think we could promote this mumps thing as a botox competitor?
xoxo,The Mumps Marketing Team

Dear Jenny, do you think we could promote this mumps thing as a botox competitor?

xoxo,
The Mumps Marketing Team

Nov 16
Dear Jenny, will you support my campaign against fruit fly research?
xoxo,
- Sarah Palin

Dear Jenny, will you support my campaign against fruit fly research?

xoxo,

- Sarah Palin

Nov 11
OMG, you convinced me to turn Dumb and Dumber into a real-life performance art piece.  Not even Andy Kaufman was this good.
xoxo yours,
- Jim Carrey

OMG, you convinced me to turn Dumb and Dumber into a real-life performance art piece.  Not even Andy Kaufman was this good.

xoxo yours,

- Jim Carrey

Nov 08
Dear Jenny, will you be our spokesmodel?   xoxo
- The Rubella Marketing Team

Dear Jenny, will you be our spokesmodel?   xoxo

- The Rubella Marketing Team

Nov 08
OMG Jenny, with my medical knowledge and your pretty face we could really change some minds.
xo your friend,
- Don Imus

OMG Jenny, with my medical knowledge and your pretty face we could really change some minds.

xo your friend,

- Don Imus

Nov 06
Wow, I’m the most popular doctor in the world!  Sure, there are other conspiracy theorists who love me, but there’s only one Jenny.  xoxoxo love ya!
- University of Google

Wow, I’m the most popular doctor in the world!  Sure, there are other conspiracy theorists who love me, but there’s only one Jenny.  xoxoxo love ya!

- University of Google

Nov 05
lolololololol! roflmao! and people used to think i was serious. thanks, jenny!
- Polio

lolololololol! roflmao! and people used to think i was serious. thanks, jenny!

- Polio

Nov 02
xoxoxo now i get it!
- Bill Maher

xoxoxo now i get it!

- Bill Maher

Oct 31
happy halloween!  xoxoxo with love,
- the measles

happy halloween!  xoxoxo with love,

- the measles

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