Happy to help promote your practice! Do we get a referral fee?
Dear Jenny, do you think we could promote this mumps thing as a botox competitor?
The Mumps Marketing Team
Dear Jenny, will you support my campaign against fruit fly research?
- Sarah Palin
OMG, you convinced me to turn Dumb and Dumber into a real-life performance art piece. Not even Andy Kaufman was this good.
- Jim Carrey
Dear Jenny, will you be our spokesmodel? xoxo
- The Rubella Marketing Team
OMG Jenny, with my medical knowledge and your pretty face we could really change some minds.
xo your friend,
- Don Imus
Wow, I’m the most popular doctor in the world! Sure, there are other conspiracy theorists who love me, but there’s only one Jenny. xoxoxo love ya!
- University of Google
lolololololol! roflmao! and people used to think i was serious. thanks, jenny!
happy halloween! xoxoxo with love,
- the measles